Archive for April, 2010

Star Wars Films Prove People Don’t Like Long Films About Councils

April 13, 2010
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Star Wars Films Prove People Don’t Like Long Films About Councils

According to a scientific study undertaken by the hairy producer George Lucas, against all preconceptions, people don’t like to watch long films about councils. As part of his experiment, Mr Lucas created a number of films of varying duration, each of which mentioned ‘council’ in the script on a varying degree. The results, plotted...
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Lady Gaga Comp-p-p-pletes Comprehensive Linguistics Study

April 12, 2010
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Lady Gaga Comp-p-p-pletes Comprehensive Linguistics Study

According to a scientific study undertaken by the singer Lady Gaga, oh, mmm and ooh are the three most successful phonemes in modern popular music. By analysing the frequency of phonemes used in her hit singles, which she sometimes had to awkwardly force into the music to conduct the survey, and comparing against the...
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What’s Better Than One Megan Fox? 100 Megan Foxii.

April 12, 2010
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What’s Better Than One Megan Fox? 100 Megan Foxii.

We took 100 random photos of Megan Fox and merged them into a single image, hoping to make the ultimate image of raw sexuality. It turns out to look more like a sausage that someone has carelessly hammered onto a canvas.
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Tiger Woods to Re-Brand as Jaguar Grove?

April 11, 2010
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Tiger Woods to Re-Brand as Jaguar Grove?

In these times of difficulty for Tiger Woods, one could understand if he decided to re-brand himself under a new name. We used a thesaurus to create synonyms of Tiger’s name, then checked how many people searched on Google for each synonym. The results show “Jaguar Grove” is the next most-searched-for phrase after his...
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Ricky Martin’s Account of What “She” Does

April 11, 2010
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Ricky Martin’s Account of What “She” Does

According to a scientific study undertaken by the latin singer Ricky Martin, a woman moves as often as she bangs (in some ways, like an old automobile), but stings like a bee twice as often as she knocks me out.
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A Venn Diagram of Beyoncé Knowles

April 11, 2010
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A Venn Diagram of Beyoncé Knowles

Normally a Venn Diagram would require labels for each set in the figure. However, the diagram representing Beyonce Knowles’ Best Assets requires no labels.
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